She told me about how she would leave home for several days on end when she was a teenager and spend nights in Central Park. I told her that I grew up in Laurelton, Queens and went to school on the Upper East Side.
And then I realized that I’m a New York City princess.
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I support the cause, vague as it is. I believe that a movement towards putting more economic power into the hands of the 99% has to start somewhere, even if it is with a nebulous ennui. I have read the manifesto and I would sign my name to it if given the chance.
...read more hereThe friend zone is a sacred place. The water in the friend zone is so deep you could drown in it and so sweet that you won’t notice that you’re drowning. The friend zone is a place of comfort and softness and near infinite forgiveness. The friend zone is protected with walls made of yard-thick steel and guarded with twelve foot tall monsters carrying sharp knives. I defend my friends to the death. I’m loyal to my friends well past the point when it stops making sense.
...read more hereYou’re my little secret and that’s how we should keep it…
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I came back with some cheap vodka. A one-dollar shot. Yes, in the middle of the day.
“It was this or cyanide,” I explained, pouring the contents into my coffee.
If you’re wondering what’s a surefire way to get an ass-whuppin’ from a Classic NYer…
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Sometimes I wonder what a good friend is. Sometimes I wonder if I’m a good friend. (I’m serious.) Today my friend in Harlem was sick. This is the first time I’ve ever seen him sick. Apparently, he gets sick about once every twenty years or so. I haven’t known him for twenty years. I made [...]
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You get into a tiff with a friend over something truly stupid. I mean something so stupid you feel stupid just repeating it out loud. Something like “you walked right by me and didn’t say hello, you jackass!”…
...read more hereIt’s amazing how a brief chat with a girlfriend can take the pressure off of what would have otherwise been a needlessly sucky day week… Holy shit did I need that. Thanks, babe. Share and Enjoy
...read more hereWhat do you do when your love is away?
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do you feel by the end of the day?
Are you sad because you’re on your own?
